Awesome Answers :

1- Principal: Are You Chewing Gum?

Student: No, I'm Human Being..!!

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2- Wife: We Are Having Mother For Dinner Tonight.

Husband: But Darling, I'm Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat Her??

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3- Will These Stairs Take Me To The 2nd Floor?

No, You'll Have To Walk As Well..!!

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4- Girl: I Have Changed My Mind..!!

Boy: Thank God, But Does The New One Works? ;) x) :P :D \m/

Duniya Ne Humko Diya Kya :p

Girlfriend ko Dhoka toh Sadak pe thoka :P :D

WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE CRICKET BALL :)

Top 3 dreams of a man:

1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks -_-

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2. To be as rich as his child believes :P

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3. To have as many women as his wife suspects ;) x) :-P :D

Awesome Childhood

Dedicated To Boys Specially ;)

Kaash Facebook Pe Aik 
Option Hoti..

"Add As A Girl Friend"
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Saaaaaaaaala!! Propose
Karne Ka Jhanjhat Hi
Khatam!xD

Jo Pasand Ayi Add Kar Li,,
Larki Ne Accept Kar Li To
Samjho Maan Gai .. :P

Reject Kar Di To Kya HOwa ..
Facebook Pe Kon Sa
Larkiyoon Ki Kami
Hai!! :D :P