Job Interview ;)

During a job interview :

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Manager : Whats da highest level of education yu obtained?
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Candidate : PHD

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Manager : Great ! So that means yu hav a doctor degree.....

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Candidate : Well, No.....That means Passed Highschool with Difficulties

The best way to make somebody remember you is...

The best way to make somebody remember you is,

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Borrow Money from them..!!! ;) x) :P :D 

‎9 interesting confusions : . .

1. Can u cry undr water? 8-|

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2. Do fishes ever get thirsty? :s

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3. Why dont birds fall of trees when they sleep? :)

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4. Why is it called building when it is alreadybuilt? :/

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5. When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? =))

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6. If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches? :x

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7. why does round pizza come in a square box? :P

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8. Why doesnt glue stick 2 its bottle? :>

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9. "I Love You" is not a question thn why does it need an answer? :O=)) ! !

Classic example for students of different age groups:-

1st to 3rd stndard- hey! I studied everythng for exam...
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4th to 6th std- Hey! that Question wasvery hard so I leave only dat questn...
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6th to 10th std- hey! read only important questions...
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11th std- i think four chapters r enough to get pass..
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12th- kal exam kaunsa hai yaar...
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Nd in Colg- oh shit! Aaj exam tha... Kisi ne kuch bataya kyun nahi.:-)

dedicated to al rockng students

CHOR! :O :P

Torch wale Mobile ki ART ♥ :)

Ekdam true story!! :P

Awesome Answers :

1- Principal: Are You Chewing Gum?

Student: No, I'm Human Being..!!

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2- Wife: We Are Having Mother For Dinner Tonight.

Husband: But Darling, I'm Vegetarian..!! How Can I Eat Her??

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3- Will These Stairs Take Me To The 2nd Floor?

No, You'll Have To Walk As Well..!!

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4- Girl: I Have Changed My Mind..!!

Boy: Thank God, But Does The New One Works? ;) x) :P :D \m/

Duniya Ne Humko Diya Kya :p

Girlfriend ko Dhoka toh Sadak pe thoka :P :D

WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE CRICKET BALL :)

Top 3 dreams of a man:

1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks -_-

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2. To be as rich as his child believes :P

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3. To have as many women as his wife suspects ;) x) :-P :D

Awesome Childhood

Dedicated To Boys Specially ;)

Kaash Facebook Pe Aik 
Option Hoti..

"Add As A Girl Friend"
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Saaaaaaaaala!! Propose
Karne Ka Jhanjhat Hi
Khatam!xD

Jo Pasand Ayi Add Kar Li,,
Larki Ne Accept Kar Li To
Samjho Maan Gai .. :P

Reject Kar Di To Kya HOwa ..
Facebook Pe Kon Sa
Larkiyoon Ki Kami
Hai!! :D :P

Fully Loaded Bike ;)

In xamination period :P

What is the similarity between Facebook & fridge ??

What is the similarity between Facebook & fridge ??

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Pata hota hai k kuch bhi nahi hai,

phir bhi din me 10 bar khol k dekhte hain..!! ;) x) :-P :D

Boys are always Happy Creatures..!! WHY ? :

1: Their last name stays with them forever,

2: Phone conversations last just for 30 secs flat,

3: A five day vacation requires only one jeans,

4: If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend,

5: The same hair style lasts for years or even decades,

6: They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes,

7: They don't freak out when they go to a party n see another man wearing the
same shirt, instead they become buddies :)

Facebook Relationship Story :P

We Met,

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We Talk,

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We Liked,

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We Called,

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We Texted,

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We Dated,

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We Commited,

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I Loved,

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You Cheated,

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We're Done,

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You're Deleted ;) x) :-P :D

Flirting Formula :

Boy: I heard you are great in ALGEBRA?

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Girl: Yes! why?

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Boy: Can you please substitute my 'X', without asking 'Y'? ;)