Job Interview ;)

During a job interview :

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Manager : Whats da highest level of education yu obtained?
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Candidate : PHD

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Manager : Great ! So that means yu hav a doctor degree.....

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Candidate : Well, No.....That means Passed Highschool with Difficulties

The best way to make somebody remember you is...

The best way to make somebody remember you is,

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Borrow Money from them..!!! ;) x) :P :D 

‎9 interesting confusions : . .

1. Can u cry undr water? 8-|

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2. Do fishes ever get thirsty? :s

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3. Why dont birds fall of trees when they sleep? :)

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4. Why is it called building when it is alreadybuilt? :/

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5. When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? =))

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6. If money doesnt grow on trees then why do banks have branches? :x

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7. why does round pizza come in a square box? :P

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8. Why doesnt glue stick 2 its bottle? :>

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9. "I Love You" is not a question thn why does it need an answer? :O=)) ! !

Classic example for students of different age groups:-

1st to 3rd stndard- hey! I studied everythng for exam...
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4th to 6th std- Hey! that Question wasvery hard so I leave only dat questn...
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6th to 10th std- hey! read only important questions...
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11th std- i think four chapters r enough to get pass..
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12th- kal exam kaunsa hai yaar...
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Nd in Colg- oh shit! Aaj exam tha... Kisi ne kuch bataya kyun nahi.:-)

dedicated to al rockng students

CHOR! :O :P

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