Want To Learn How To Dance?? . . . . . .

Want To Learn How To Dance??

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Have A Cold Shower At 6

In The Morning..!! ;) x) :-P :D

True Fact ;)

Age 10 :

Mom : "Go To Bed..!!"

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Me : "Noo..!!"

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Age 20 :

Mom : "Get Up..!!"

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Me : "Noo..!!" x( ;) x) :-P :D

‎7 days before Exam ...

DAY 1 : Itne easy exam me itni chuttiyaan...haha...aaram se ho jayega..! :D :D

DAY 2 : Abhi toh 6 din pade h..huh ! :/

DAY 3 : Aaj toh yaar uske ghar jana tha.. yahan jana tha vahan jana tha..kal padhenge..!! ^_^

DAY 4 : Aaj padhunga..poori raat..!! |10 baje| --> Off to sleep..kal pakka :P

DAY 5 : Bhai syllabus bata...!! Bas itna sa main aiwen hi tension le ra hun..! ;)

DAY 6 : Kya padhu kuch samajh nahi aa rha.. Ye karta hun..nahi ye karta hun...ye..vo ..ye..vo "GHANTA padhu ab bc" :O :|

DAY 7 : Abey tune kitna kar liya..?? :/

Kuch bhi ni bhai tune kitna ? :|

Abey lagi padi he yr...bhai parchiyo ka jugad kar lo paise mila k..! :(

Kar lo bhai bol ra hun..!!
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"ON EXAMINATION DAY"

"kaash ek din aur mil jata..faad deta subject..!!" xD xD

Most Tense Moment ;)

The Most Tense Moment Is That,

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When You Hear Everyone

Turn The Page Of Their

Exam Paper & You're

Still Reading The

Question Paper..!! :P :D

Techie Thief! :P

Rofl :D True !!

True Fact :D

Happens every time :P

This is WE! :P

Best gift ever! :P

Definition Of LIKE Button On Facebook :

Girls Believe Dat It Will Cost Rs. 5 For Hitting Like Button 1 Tym & Dey Don't Like Anything Except Der Own Status..!!

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Whereas Boys Know Dat Its Completely Free Of Cost & Effectively Utilize It To Impress Girls By Liking Der Status & Comments Even If Dey R Senseless..!!

Welcome To Facebook..!! :-P :D

Forever Alone :D

Ekdam correct! :P

Twilight :p

Really a useful genius trick :P XD

Awesome Natural Art ♥

Students Rock \m/

Teacher: ‘3 idiots’ film dehknay ke baad aap ko kya lesson mila? 

Pappu: miss yehi ki..Enginering padh kar bhi medical ki ladki fasai ja sakti hai :D 
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Miss: shut up & get out. 

Babloo: miss mein bataon..? 
Miss: very good, batao.. 

Babloo: miss college ke 1st day Underwear zaroor pehna chahiye :D 
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Miss: u also get out. 

Shamu: miss mein bataon..? 
Miss: I think u are a brilliant student.. tum sahi batao gay.. 
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Shamu: Miss doctor ke elawa Engineer bhi delivery kar sakta hai! 
Miss: u also get out. 

GUDU: Miss mein bataon. Miss: HAAN BATAO... 
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GUDU: FRENCH KISS MEIN NAAK BEECH MEIN NAHI AATI. ;-) 

Students Rock!!

The ugly truth! :P

Every episode of CID has these 3 things :

1. Abhijeet : Dekhiye plz co-operate kijiye, Hum CID se hai.
Person : Hunnnhhh.... CIDEEEE :O :O
( As if he did the crime :P )

2. Daya : Accha, nahi pata tujhe.. *Slaps*
*Criminal starts sobbing in the CID Bureau*
Haan, maine hi maara tha usko :'(

3. Abhijeet : Khud ko bachane ke liye tumne do do khoon kar daale..
Ab toh tumhe, faasi hi hogi.. Faaasssiiiii... :@
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12 saal se ek hi cheez chali aa rahi hai.. Hadd hai bhai.. !!
Atleast dialogues to change karo :P
Ab toh aisa lagta hai - Sony pe CID nahi, CID pe Sony aata hai :D

COLLEGE life of an engineer....

- Oneside love..
- Silent mode mobiles..
- Bus stand comedies..
- Escape from Seminars..
- Boring Last lectures ..
- Birthday treats..
- Last minute preparation..
- Overnight study for next day's Exam..
- Friend's family functions..
- Internal marks problem..
- Mass bunk for a film..
- Eager wait for feb 14..!!
- Shortage of pocket money & attendance.

Best funny line :

Best funny line :

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"I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice..!!"

Post Of The Year :

Whoever Goes To The Toilet

At 11:59 pm On 31st December,

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Will Comes Out The Next Year..!! ;)

Rocking! \m/ :D

Seriously awkward! :/ :P

News after 30 years

· Anna's adopted grandson, Munna Hazare is on ANSHAN against corruption, Government says LOKPAL BILL will be passed in a week

· Sachin hoping for his 300th century, says he might play the next world cup!

· Petrol climbs to Rs.65....(per drop) !!!

· Golmaal 27 will be released, Tushar Kapoor is still unable to speak or act!

· Facebook is declared a continent.

· A Girl in Delhi traveled 50 feet safely!

· Lakhshwadeep tunas to be the 63rd team to join IPL.

· Kasab dies at 53 in jail of high cholesetrol due to too much biryani.

· A Raja's son is arrested for 16G scam.

· Abhishek bachan is still waiting for a hit movie

· Salman Khan say's next year he will get married ;) :D